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ninth-cousin-9X-removed 

Ninth-cousin-nine-times-removed (9C9R).
My ninth-cousin-9X-removed is a good person.

ninth-cousin-10X-removed 

Ninth-cousin-ten-times-removed (9C10R).
My ninth-cousin-10X-removed is a good person.

The Ninth Slice 

When considering a pizza, 8 slices is the standard and correct amount to have in any normal situation. An additional ninth slice may not seem to cause any problems but is detrimental to the pizza as a whole. There is no place in the box for this ninth slice to fit, and it simply bothers the other 8 slices. Even after throwing this ninth slice away, it always attempts to make its way back to the box despite the fact that it is clearly unwanted and inferior to the other slices.
Dave: Looks like they gave us nine slices of pizza.
H: I’ll take the ninth slice.
Sheen: Oh I bet you would.

burp to the ninth power 

I feel like I'm going to burp to the ninth power

Bottom of the ninth

Noun - an event that takes place at a bar when you have struck out all evening and need to score. At this time you start looking for any member of the opposite sex to mack on and try to hook up with
Last night I was at the bar and it was the bottom of the ninth so I hooked up with some coyote just to get some.

The ninth ring 

The period of time you spend waiting to start partying or doing drugs of some sort.
Tim: God dude i fuckin hate waiting for this! when is the alcohol and weed gettin here, i wanna get fuckin smashed man!
Justin:Yea man me too. We're in the ninth ring right now. i hate the ninth ring.
The ninth ring by fuzydix November 24, 2009