lawnmower 

The definition of lawnmower, one word José

The mexican who comes over every weekend and mows your lawn and your wife, you just don't know it yet. You also threaten him daily that he will be deported if he isn't on time.

Me: José mow the lawn, lawn, green mat, ground carpet *points toward grass*
José: Si pendeho
Me: There you go and get it done before 3 or you're deported!
José: Si
Me: Use the big metal thingy with the spinning blade that is usually overpriced, the lawnmower

lawnmower by KyleWith17ys July 11, 2020

Lawnmower 

Dirty Carpet Muncher

The dirty lawnmower munches on her friends carpet

Lawnmower by Skydiver29771 November 13, 2020

Lawnmower 

A Mexicans best friend and best way of making money

That Mexican make a lot of money out of that lawnmower

Lawnmower by Sackboy69 July 13, 2021

Lawnmower 

The thing a Mexican uses to mow my lawn

The Mexican used the lawnmower to mow my lawn

Lawnmower by Dhdve February 11, 2022

LAWNMOWER 

Losers Are Willfully Neglecting My Orange Wife Entering Rebirth

Me: Yo Joe Biden, LAWNMOWER!

Joe: Uh uh uh, grass?

Me: No Joe, LAWNMOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LAWNMOWER by OG Crackerman May 4, 2022

Lawnmower 

A word, that can be used to replace the word ”d isabled”, if you don't want to use it.

"This geezer is a real lawnmower!"

Lawnmower by Olatunji69 October 11, 2022

Lawnmower 

A kind of disabled kid that yells and can't control it. The ones in the remote control wheelchairs.

After hearing them do their noise, you'd say "lawnmower boy is coming!" And same thing for girls.

Lawnmower by Man Guy Fork February 8, 2024