Glow Squid 

1) An underwater Minecraft Mob that, like it says on the tin, is a squid that glows. It lights up underwater areas and drops Glow Squid Ink, but has little other purpose.

2) In a poll or competition, to win not based on one's merit but based on the endorsement of someone with influence, in reference to the Minecraft Glow Squid's divisive win against the Moobloom and Iceologer in its Mob Vote, often believed to have been caused by Minecraft Youtuber Dream's endorsement of the Glow Squid.

1) The Glow Squid doesn't actually have a hypnotizing status effect. Shiny things in video games just hypnotize you anyways.

2) That Twitter poll would have totally turned out differently if there weren't a bunch of influencers glow squidding the vote.

Glow Squid by Chrispies September 15, 2022

Glow stick

When a white person is so pale that when they are in complete darkness under a full moon they “glow” resembling a glow stick.

“Hey! Who’s got a light on? it’s supposed to be dark out here”

“Oh, that’s just Jenny’s glow stick legs.”

Glow stick by Baby peach October 25, 2022

Glow Stick Dick

When a man frustrates you so much you want to snap them in half and shake them!

You are being such a glow stick dick right now, I recommend you step away.

Glow Stick Dick by Mickeybuny November 7, 2025

The Glamorous Glow-stick 

When 4 people go into the woods and find a long, sturdy stick in the woods. They coat the stick in honey mustard and melted ice cream, and run around poking homeless people with it. The practice is often considered to be done with high honor, and it puts the people who do it into a club, known as the “Glamorous Gathering”.

Hey can you drive me home after school? I found a homeless shelter that we could totally hit with The Glamorous Glow-stick.

The Glamorous Glow-stick by George Floyd Fan February 17, 2021

glow worm surprise 

a kinky sexual exploration or hardcore foreplay that involves an electricly charged glow in the dark lubricated childrens toy with super conductive elements that tends to be a bit messy.

you will need a bottle of mr. bubbles, two wet towls, a glow worm toy, and an electrical outlet.

sean: so how was last night?
sam: eh, it was kinda weird.
sean: how so?
sam: have you heard of the glow worm surprise?
sean: oh! yeah i invented it!
sam: you asshole!
sean: retarded eskimo!

glow worm surprise by Sean the Snuggles April 13, 2009

Glow up snob 

A person who has a glow up (transformation or massive improvement to outward appearance, usually by learning how to dress or do makeup/hair) and suddenly thinks they are better than everyone else, even people they were friends with. This attitude can last from a short period as they become used to their newfound beauty to YEARS after their transformation. Due to this abrupt change in attitude and personality, the person usually cuts off the friends they now consider lower than them and seeks out connections with people they judge to be on or only slightly below their new, elevated level.

Not specific to gender, but much more common in girls/women. Can occur at any age, however it is most common in teens to early twenties, as changes in puberty can play a major role.

Also note: if the transformation is from "normal" or mainstream to a more vintage style, the glow up snob can also become a vintage bitch.

Person A: "Awww look at this picture! Joy was so little and cute back then!"
Person B: "Back then, sure. Too bad she grew up to be a glow up snob. She's just a jerk now."

Glow up snob by Venandi Daemonium January 25, 2022

Ski Glow

When guys come into the lodge after skiing and are 10x hotter for whatever reason

Taylor: Abby! Look!

*colin walks into ski lodge*

Abby: omfg look at his ski glow

Ski Glow by willllliedee July 3, 2019