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A clever coverup word that can be used to describe any part of the human anatomy. Especially useful if there are churchies nearby who may be offended if you say "Dick, pussy, ass, titties, or ballsack."
"If you don't quit pestering me, I'm gonna kick you in the gizzard!"

"I worked them gizzards over big time in the sack last night!"

"My gizzard hurts, I better go see Dr. Kevorkian."

"She had some fine looking gizzards before she made a mess of the bottom."
Gizzard by Scott Smith 1970 September 2, 2005
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Gizzard Goo 

The finger lickin' good residue left at the bottom of your bowl of fried gizzards.
My frickin' redneck friend not only ordered a bowl of fried gizzards, he snarled like a Carolina bobcat at the waitress who tried to take his beloved gizzard goo before he slurped up every drop.
Gizzard Goo by The Conjurer December 16, 2019

glazed gizzard 

When a guy blows his load on a girl's (or another guy's) throat. It looks like a glazed gizzard.
After boob banging her, I gave her a glazed gizzard.
glazed gizzard by TheGlazer September 15, 2012

flip a gizzard 

to lose one's temper in a physical, visceral way, including ranting, raving, arm-waving and red face
If you are late with that report, your boss is going to flip a gizzard.
flip a gizzard by hmcdesq November 9, 2018

Shiz My Gizzard 

The literal translation is to "excrete my bird stomach"

Generally used in a time of frustration rather than words such as "shit" or "fuck". Many use it to express their anger or annoyance as well.

Another interpretation is a sexual pickup line to convince your partner to essentially "poop you out" or in other scenarios, it can be taken in a more sexual context.
That awkward moment when your crush doesn't like you back
"Shiz my gizzard"

That moment you realize you aren't going to pass math
"Shiz my gizzard"

"Hey babe, wanna, wanna.... SHIZ MY GIZZARD?"
"Don't I always?"
Shiz My Gizzard by QuargaPie December 14, 2018
Slang term for a persons throat.
Get a fry-up down yer gizzard!

Get it down yer gizzard.
gizzard by Dan Richardson July 28, 2006

Gizzard-dick 

Someone with a penis so oldly shaped that it resembles a turkey neck.
First, unbutton your pants and pull out your genatailia. Inspect. Then google the image of a turkey neck and compare. If it resembles the picture, thenyou my friend have a gizzard-dick.