A relationship you developed with an exceptionally witty female colleague during the COVID pandemic while working remotely, despite having never met in person. The entire relationship is based on far too many zoom calls and slack chats talking about mindless work crap and how stupid and lame all your coworkers are. The top ranked virtual female friend receives the coveted label "girlfriend". An improvement over the traditional "work wife" in spite of being apparently lower on the hierarchy. This is because you don't share a physical space so there are fewer requirements to buy expensive, shiny things to keep her happy, and arguments can be conveniently ended with "internet issues".
boy 1: dude! it’s *some random day*! go hug your girlfriend!
boy 2: it’s not national hug your girlfriend day though
boy 1: that doesn’t matter you loser! go be a good boyfriend and hug your fucking girlfriend!
boy 2: ok ok i will
a 7 year old in a relationship with a 40 year old man not even knowing he's a man or that he's 40 also the kid will probably commit suicide when the old man breaks up with him