Ezra is the type of guy that probably owns a super popular tumblr account. Why, you ask? Because he lives in New York with his cat, he listens to acoustic
music, he likes those
weird musicals, he goes to Bernie rallies, and he claims to be a writer (though he
will rarely show you what he has written, so that'
s pretty sketchy), plus he probably drinks his tea
hot and wears glasses while he does it, even though he has
perfect vision and drinking tea doesn't typically require reading glasses. If you get the chance, you should most definitely befriend an Ezra, I guarantee it
will be worth it. Ezra doesn't like cliché romance novels, though he
will probably snap at you if you say he doesn't like them, plus it's probably really hard to watch movies with him because he would point out all of the plot holes and claim that "it's just part of the whole writer thing." Lastly, the most important thing about Ezra is that he is secretly Jar Jar Binks, so you are required to call him
Dragon Daddy, because he's probably super kinky about that type of thing. Plus, apparently he's a god with a huge penis or something (not that I would actually know) (....yet)
