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A blood-sucking and heartless female who is known for sleeping around. Typically a vehicle used by sexually-transmitted diseases to spread themselves amongst the human population.
Persons named "Crystal" are generally full of themselves and are disrespectful and controlling of their friends, families, and significant others, but are damn good in bed (best of the best)!
Person 1: Dude I slept with that Crystal girl last night!
Person 2: A Crystal??? Get yourself tested right now!

Wow, I just realized that Crystal has slept with every person in this room...

Look at that girl dancing with that mid-life crisis guy who has his hand down her pants! Five dollars says her name is Crystal...

Your wife's name is Crystal? Five dollars says she'll cheat on you within six months.
Crystal by Crabsters February 6, 2010
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Crystal is a beauty! She is the most amazing woman you'll ever meet. She is kind, loyal, generous, thoughtful, compassionate and has a shining heart. She loves animals especially cats and would do anything for her best friend and mother. She is unique and you'll be blessed to have her in your life.
I wish I had a Crystal for a best friend.
Crystal by Darlene Brown December 18, 2020
An amazingly cute, extremely nice, loveable girl who can always cheer you up no matter how sad or down you're feeling. An amazing friend who you'll never want to lose.
"Yo, Man, That chick is such a crystal."
Crystal by SotoSaki October 15, 2009
Intellectually challenged female who is obsessed with anything except for school. Oftentime thinking that she's "too kool for skool"
George: STOP WRITING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOURSELF
Tom: OOPS!
George: YOU'RE SUCH A CRYSTAL
Crystal by jzpassion4footy November 21, 2010
a freaky, wild, spontaneous, and party girl with a love for life...and sex
At the club I met a crystal
crystal by chris's lover October 20, 2006
Crystal's are dumb bitches who you shouldn't associate with.
Friend: Why is she so dumb?

Me: Her name is Crystal, that's why
Crystal by dumbgirl101 September 19, 2018
Wow your moms name... she's a crystal