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I can't wait to have some of that dinosaur crunch! 

A phrase used by a middle aged New Englander conservative who has a boston accent and is a die hard patriots fan
used when going to get some dinosaur crunch.
*man driving son and friends to ice cream shop*

Man: I can't wait to have some of that DINOSAUR CRUNCH!
*no one even answers him, or looks at him*
Man looks in rearview mirror and says
"What the FUCK is wrong with you guys?

sidewalk gut crunch 

the sexual position where you are in deep and going side to side inside her snatch. You are basically fucking like how a crab walks on the beach.
Remember Mary from last night, I gave her the best sidewalk gut crunch ever! She was screaming for more!!!!!

snoodie crunch 

"Tonight i will try to hook up with my girl and get some snoodie crunch!"
snoodie crunch by youwantrobert January 27, 2009

Sideways gut crunch 

the Sideways Gut Crunch Manouver is a when you are fucking a hot girl and transition from a classic dogy-style position into a position where the girl is crunched up int a ball on her side with one of her legs stretched over your shoulder and her other leg firmly pressed toward her chest.
Porn stars are often found in the sideways gut crunch manouver

street crunch

same as curb stomp
he's going to get the street crunch
street crunch by csection March 10, 2007

Snootie Crunch

The southern term for the female reproductive organ pussy
I got some snootie crunch off your mom up yonder the other night
Snootie Crunch by Garrett Hicks December 22, 2005