answer-dumpster

1. a person who loves to correct others in pronunciation of words and meanings of things if they're said out of context, just to piss you off.

2. a person who looks up complicated matters online just to try and cockblock you later in conversation.

Joe: "so in my early-civilization class, i learned about how women were hunter-gatherer's for the men. you wanna hunt for me, baby?"

Hottie: "totally."

(evesdropping) Jenkins: "actually, hunter-gatherers, in the true sense of the word is of a masculine origin. there's no way that word can mean anything else."

Joe: "hey thanks for that info man. Why don't you gather my balls in your mouth now?"

Hottie: *giggles* "what an answer-dumpster."

answer-dumpster by concussionme August 24, 2009

answer fucker 

The person who will only fuck you if you ask for it.

Fundo loved his answer fucker because she always did what he asked.

answer fucker by authOOr August 8, 2006

Answer Jacked 

When somebody asks a question that wasn't related to you at all, and you answer. This is usually done to make you seem smarter but you usually end up looking like a loser.

Mrs. Smith- So Daniel, what part of Australia are you from?
Daniel- uh, well-
Dylan-Queensland!!

Mrs. Smith- (turns around, looks at Dylan)... ok

-answer jacked

Answer Jacked by Dylio 72 September 14, 2009

Answer Blip 

Its a short answer to a question that includes less than 10 words. If gives you your answer quickly with no fluff. It was made popular by www.answerblip.com

Q:What's the only city inside another city. Answer Blip: Vatican City

Answer Blip by Geek a leak October 10, 2009

Answer Shopping

When you ask one person a question and they say no and then you ask another person the same question hoping for them to say yes.

Answer shopping:
“Mom can I go out tonight”

“No”
“Dad can I go out tonight”
“Yes”

Answer Shopping by JemimaJ September 21, 2019

Answer Erosion 

Answer Erosion (noun)

A logical fallacy in which a person repeatedly asks increasingly difficult or detailed questions to undermine the validity of earlier correct answers. The goal is to gradually discredit the original responses, despite them being accurate, by introducing new and higher standards of inquiry that were not present when the answers were first given. This tactic can also be used to distract from or avoid addressing the original point being contested.

Example:
Person A: "The capital of France is Paris."
Person B: "But what’s the population of Paris? Can you tell me the exact area of Paris? What about the history of Paris in the 18th century?"
Person A: "Well, I didn’t give all those details, but the answer is still correct."
Person B: "Ah, but you didn’t really know the full story, did you?"

In this example, Person B uses Answer Erosion not only to undermine Person A's correct response by raising the bar with more complex questions but also to shift the focus away from the original, simple fact (the capital of France), effectively distracting from the main point.

Answer Erosion by ApplesPotatoGardner December 24, 2024

Answer the question or I'll murder someone's kid 

Answer the question or I'll murder someone's kid

Hym "Answer the question or I'll murder someone's kid."

Answer the question or I'll murder someone's kid by Hym Iam April 14, 2025