Meat Wreath 

A "meat wreath" is the ring of shit around a dick after it fucks an asshole that's clean on the inside, but the person didn't wipe well.

I had a nasty meat wreath after banging the chick. It was good, but man, I didn't even notice the meat wreath until I got into the shower.

Meat Wreath by Coolvin Coolidge December 14, 2010

hanging a wreath 

the act of fellatio provided by a man (or woman) with a full mustache and goatee to another man's penis, such that the hair surrounding the mouth forms a ring around the shaft.

'Twas the season to be giving, so Earl planned on hanging a wreath for Haley Jake; Haley Jake responded in kind.

hanging a wreath by vingt20 June 17, 2011

anus wreath 

the ring of hair surrounding your butthole.

"hey morgan! did you shave your anus wreath today?"

anus wreath by borkupine April 10, 2010

southern wreath 

A toilet seat hung from the door to celebrate Christmas.

Billy Bob went to the junk yard to find an old toilet seat to use as a southern wreath to decorate the trailer's front door.

southern wreath by Chad DD December 25, 2008

beef wreath 

When a sexual partner shits around the neck

i left my wife after she tried to beef wreath me

beef wreath by PfunkNH June 19, 2016

poop wreath 

The sticky, fecal residue that builds up around the dick after engaging in anal sex.

Mr. Bradley was caught by his wife when she pulled down his pants and unveiled his poop wreath.

poop wreath by Michael DeMonstrio November 11, 2021

poop wreath 

The sticky, fecal residue that has built up on your pubes when engaging in anal sex.

Mr. Bradley was busted by his wife when she pulled down his pants to reveal his poop wreath.

poop wreath by Michael DeMonstrio November 11, 2021