Skip to main content

Turded out 

Adj. To be in a state of inactivity, often carries a negative connotation of powerlessness, helplessness, and mild embarrassment at one's situation as such; antisocial; to be like a turd.
Johnny: what's up man, are you doing anything tonight?

Marty: nah, my brother took my car so now I'm stuck at home just all turded out.
Turded out by Jerusky December 30, 2012

Turfed Out 

1. To be called out at your place of residence by people with knives.

2. To go down on a girl vigorously in a way she would find uncomfortable.
1. Brooks got turfed out by the brothers robrahn.

2. Kevin totally turfed out jenny's vag last night.
Turfed Out by Marilyn Monrofl December 30, 2008