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The Geometry Dash Effect

A phenomenon where a video game and it's community get no updates for so long that when it finally does get an update the community will lose all brain cells and create things in which most regular people could never comprehend.
Person 1: "The fuck is going on with those people, the game just updated!"

Person 2: "That's just the geometry dash effect doing it's thing."
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The on the volley dash 

When your partner is giving birth and you realise your not ready so you drop kick the baby back in and run off shouting panner!!
I had to to give her the on the volley dash lads I ain't ready yet

G dash to the Dizzy 

Hebrew-gangsta spelling of the word G-d (God).
Guy #1: "Oh shit, a seven-headed, ten-horned dragon just knocked a third of our galaxy's stars out of the sky. Now 67 billion balls of burning hydrogen, each 100x larger than our little planet, are plummeting to earth! What do we do?!!
Guy #2 "Don't worry; G dash to the Dizzy is on it!

Hit the whip and dash 

Mate he just hit the whip and dashed, I hope he gets hit by a car

THE DINE AND DASH GANG 

The Dine And Dash Gang - WHERE FORMED IN 2004 BY 3 HUNGRY AND SKINT LADS, WHILE ON A LITTLE TRIP TO GALWAY. THE MANY RESTAURANTS THAT HAVE SUFFERD THE PAIN OF THE DINE AND DASH GANG WILL HAVE NOTICED THE LOGO OF A STICK MAN RUNNING AWAY FROM A RESTAURANT. LOOK DOWN BELOW FOR THE GANGS FAMOUS TECHNIQUES.
1. THE CIGARETTE EXCUSE, THIS IS WHERE ONE MEMBER IS LEFT IN THE RESTAURANT AND ASKS THE WAITRESS IF IT IS OK TO GO OUTSIDE FOR A CIGARETTE NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN!

2. THE FINAL INSULT, THIS IS 1 THAT HAS BEEN USED RECENTLY. THIS IS WHERE 1 MEMBER RECIEVES THE BILL WHILE THE OTHERS WAIT OUTSIDE HE WALKS OVER TO THE BAR TO PAY, LOOKS OVER IN HIS WALLET INFRONT OF THE BAR MAN ON THE TILL AND SAYS LOUDLY "SHIT" AND BLATENLY RUNS OUT.

THE OUTDOOR JOB, THIS IS A TECHNIQUE MOST AMATEURS USE. SIMPLY EAT OUTSIDE OF THE RESTAURANT SO YOU CANT CLEARY BE SEEN BYWAITER AND ON DEPARTURE BEFORE RUNNING YOU MUST SHOUT OUT SOMETHING LOUD TO DRAW THE WAITERS ATTENION AS THIS PROVIDES A BETTER ADRENALIN RUSH WHILE RUNNING AS YOU MAY RECIEVE A CHASE!! d+d+g

The smash and dash

The act of smashing " having intercourse " with a random, Giving the said random a cream pie, so the chances of pregnancy are high, giving them a fake name, and sneaking out early the next morning after the deed is done, to avoid any possible responsibility for your actions, because you're a lowlife piece of shit
Bro, last night I did the smash and dash, on the bitch I met at the bar last night, The best part is I gave her a fake name, now she's going to be a single mother, "bro that shit is hilarious "

Dash from the incredibles 

Gay of the very

extremely
Guy 1: Hey I think Dash from the incredibles is very gay
Guy 2: yeah me too
Dash: YAMETE