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The Ethel Walker School 

The most amazing all girl school on the east coast. They are often sought after by the guys of AOF and Salisbury, but will not give them the time of day. Ethel Walker School's rivals are Miss Porters School aka Porkers. Porter's girls try to be like EWS girls but just fail. EWS girls excel at Sports, Academics, Dance, Equestrian, and Appearence. EWS girls are essentially the best around.
AOF guy: did that girl from MPS ask u out? Salisbury guy: Yea, but i'm holding out for The Ethel Walker School girls to come around.
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wanker the anchor 

Mike wanker the anchor really hard last night.

legend of zelda: the wind waker

The BEST game in the entire world. It is a version of the Legend of Zelda series... but better. AMAZING! You need to play it! Link's little sister is waiting!
Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker pwns other Legend of Zelda games!

The Day Walker 

A random male Goth of about 50 Years of age who always wears dark sunglasses, white foundation and has Dental alteration so that he has fangs. He hangs around with groups of teenagers in parks.
Joe: Hey... is that guy a pervert?
Jay: No, that's just The Day Walker... he thinks he's a vampire
Joe: So a pervert?
Jay: Yeah...
The Day Walker by Epic Ginge June 10, 2009

Zelda: The Wind Waker 

Second best Zelda game ever. SECOND ocarina.

Walker the Texas Ranger 

A competition between two boys where they go back to back as to support each other over a toilet and shit and the first person to drop a bomb stands up, leaving the looser to fall into the toilet bowl. The winner is then “Walker the Texas Ranger.”
My boy and I were at a party and had to shit, long story short I am now “Walker the Texas Ranger.”

THE CRAZY WALKER 

When an old man flips his walker upside down and proceeds to fuck 4 girls with the legs of said walker
Mr. Price wandered off and performed the crazy walker on those 4 sisters down the street last week