fork in the road

(1) A way to show that there is a large decision to be made and you have to chose between to obstacles.
(2) A split in a road going two different directions

(1) There is a fork in the road, do I follow his advice or hers?
(2) A fork in the road, do we go north or south?

fork in the road by anonymous August 30, 2004

hit the road 

to leave a meeting/place (because you just have to); other way of saying "have to go"...

aight i gotta hit the road, peace, later!

hit the road by bzikofski December 2, 2004

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing 

A video game released in 2003 by Stellar stone, famous for it's incredible quality and amazing physics. Reviewers like Gamespot thinks it's a horrible game, but they're just LOSER.

If you play Big Rigs, then YOU'RE WINNER.

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing is WINNER.

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing by R3troputz December 27, 2011

Rules of the road

Whenever you are doing someone a favour and giving them a ride in your vehicle there are 3 options for payment for this favour:

1. Cash
2. Grass (i.e marijuana)
3. Ass (e.g. sex)

Joe "Hey dude, can I get a lift after hockey?"
Mark "No problem, cash, grass, or ass though - sorry bro, rules of the road"

Mary "Can I get a ride home after work?"
Bill "Sure you can; cash, grass, or ass?"

Rules of the road by F.Castro March 18, 2009

nuts on the road 

An expression meaning OK. Like Hell Yeah, Nuts on the Road is an expression used to signify that something is going well, or that something is a good idea. First coined on Mock The Week.

Andy: Want to go out for a drink later?
Russell: Nuts on the road I do!

nuts on the road by Benji H October 2, 2007

a bump in the road 

a small problem that can be solved.

Misunderstanding was just a bump in the road on the way to success.

a bump in the road by mrabdman October 15, 2013

blow your load and hit the road

An expression that resembles "one night stand". It is when a gentleman has completed the ejaculating process on the female counterpart after sexual activity. Then immediately takes off into the night without a trace.

Dude all you have to do is blow your load and hit the road and she'll never call back again.

blow your load and hit the road by Abbykadabra April 17, 2015