The Alaskan Thunder Cruise 

The Alaskan Thunder Cruise is when you hit a THC vape pen from your anus by putting the THC vape pen into your asshole.

yo did you here about james he got geeked hard by the Alaskan Thunder Cruise.

The Alaskan Thunder Cruise by Dr Huy Ash March 1, 2025

The Royal Alaskan

A sexual act where the girl is tied up and receives hardcore anal till her ass bleeds and after she sucks his cock so when he finishes in her mouth there is a red ring around it.

To my surprise I came home to a horny girlfriend asking me to give her The Royal Alaskan tonight.

The Royal Alaskan by ATM-BOYS June 8, 2015

Alaskan Cowgirl AKA The Sarah Palin 

Whilst in cowgirl formation during cordial relations, the lady must be surrounded by other men who are periodically ejaculating onto her head. This provides an illusion of a snow-capped mountain while the girl performs the maverick-like cowboy on another man.

Guy #1: "Sarah Palin calls herself an Alaskan Cowgirl."
Guy #2: "Does that mean she does the Alaskan Cowgirl AKA The Sarah Palin?"
Guy #1: "I'm not sure, but I wouldnt be surprised. You know, living in Alaska, there's nothing better to do there."
Guy #2: "Except kill innocent animals."
Guy #1: "Word."
Guy #2: "Word."
*Mutual Daps*

Alaskan Cowgirl AKA The Sarah Palin by mwiener13 December 2, 2010

the alaska club 

A gym found in Alaska where people go to work out. Generally full of (but not limited to) Southside residents and people from the Hillside.

All the rich kids use their parents money and memberships to get into the Alaska Club

the alaska club by SouthsideHoney May 11, 2006

Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf

American college football term for a small, barely heard of college who is matched up against one of the top teams in FBS and has an exactly 0% chance of beating them.

Also can be used as a derogative term for any random college nobody knows.

Shortened form of the college is “SEASTCB&D” (Pronounced: “CEASED-kuh-band”) if you’re too lazy to say 17 syllables.

Mike: “We’ll need Alabama to lose a game soon if we’re gonna have any shot at winning the division. Who are they playing against this weekend?”

Jeff: *google search* … “Something called Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf”.

Mike: “What’s the point spread? 222.5?”

Jeff: “Maybe if Bama puts in the waterboys, but I guess I’ll be rooting for the… *checks phone*… Abominable Snowmen… out of mere desperation.”

Mike: “Looks like we’re on the SEASTCB&D-wagon this Saturday at noon!”

Jeff: “This will totally be worth three hours of my weekend!”

Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf by K. C. Austin August 13, 2022

thealaskanbear 

When you bend a girl over , you stick a bear in her mouth

Then you eat her ass out till you can feel the bear coming

Then the beat shits in your mouth and you proceed to eat the dick of the bear

Yo that dude is thealaskanbear to that girl , what a nigger

thealaskanbear by Aldenthefrigged May 31, 2023