cruise ship it 

To shove an unrealisticly sized sex toy up the butthole

Can we cruise ship it tonight?

cruise ship it by some other pseudonym January 19, 2016

i'd ship it 

An expression used to show interest in a female by the male but not a absolute.

Hey, do you like ...?

Yeah I'd ship it!

i'd ship it by Indian dictionary February 28, 2017

The Ship Had Sailed Before Its Occupants Made It To The Harbor 

Also "The Ship Had Sailed Before Its Occupants Made It To The Port".

An idiom meaning the ship between characters was confirmed canon before people started shipping them.

Person 1: Doom Guy and Isabelle have already been confirmed canon by Nintendo.
Person 2: The Ship Had Sailed Before Its Occupants Made It To The Harbor

The Ship Had Sailed Before Its Occupants Made It To The Harbor by Shugunou October 23, 2023

italian cruise ship 

epic fail, a reason to shut the lights and call it a day

"Mister, you're an embarrassment to yourself and this company."
"Yer right. I'm out like the captain of an italian cruise ship."

italian cruise ship by giraffe-o January 30, 2012