October 29th

October 29th is the make up day for throwing your shortest friend every time you see them. BUT, you can only do it if you have a reasonable excuse for not doing it the day before.

Me: “I missed school yesterday, so I guess I have to throw you today because it is October 29th.

by jokesonyoujulia October 28, 2019

October 29th

tase your tall friend who threw you across the room day.

On October 29th, Emily tased Kayla since she threw her across the room for being short.

by TASEEEEE October 28, 2019

October 29th

Slap people with a name that starts with c

October 29th

by Short Girl Power October 29, 2019

October 29th

people born on this day have the biggest dicks. whether it may be on their head, spiritually, or physically

Jake: yo I got a bigger dick than u
Shithead: oh fr? how u know?
Jake: I was born on October 29th

by reincarnationofwillywonka666 August 4, 2020

october 29th

A day where everyone gets a one time n-word pass

Black Guy- Ay its the october 29th

White Guy - Aight my Niggaa

by THE REAL VIBE CHECKER October 28, 2019

October 29th

You get to throw your shortest friend

Its October 29th ima throw ____

by ur mom mom October 28, 2019

October 29th

National Ask Your Crush Out Day!!

Boy 1: it’s October 29th!
Boy 2: fuck, I mean no homo but I like you
*dramatic make out session*

by SucMyPussy October 28, 2019