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The cleaner side of Jefferson Township in New Jersey. Has nice, big houses and lots of civilized people. Also is abundant in used condoms and marijuana roaches.
HOLY SHIT!!! Milton isn't half bad!
Milton by Emo Skater July 13, 2007
A shitty excuse for a town north of Vermont's largest city. The town is infested with an unfortunate cluster of naive rednecks, trailer trash and druggies, who are narrow minded and will never go anywhere in life.

This town will never make anything of itself, because it shuns all new business potentials. Instead all the old shitty businesses that no one gives a damn about (Show me the biscuit) constantly change locations about 5 times a month.

If there is one thing Milton is known for, it is how many fucking people have auto body shops. There are at least 30 of them in town, and none of them are any good. They are all sketchy used car dealer ships where words like "quality" are preferably not used.

Want a good time in Milton? Do what all the kids do and hang outside the Mobil station after school. Here you can get cigarettes of the older kids, or a blow job from someone's sister.
"Dude want to go to Milton for some pot and a quick blow job from someone's sister, while I go get a new auto part for my car?"
Milton by Steve802 October 16, 2009
Blonde short haired gorgeous girl who likes the boys and their money.(hehe)
woahhh that is soooo milton
milton by sarahstar October 5, 2007
A man whom buys multiple woman flowers and denies it, slacks on dishes.

Sometimes cute and loveable on a rare moment.
Milton bought his girlfriend two flowers, but receipts show he’s bought 4 total.
Milton by Whothissss November 14, 2018
That one kid in your school who acts tough and gay like fortnite and has a megamind forehead
Yo is that milton yeah it is
Milton by Gaynite June 8, 2019
That type of guy who always gets friend-zoned
Me "How did it go with that girl"
Milton " I got friend-zoned
Milton by mickenscharlie69 September 15, 2019