legitimate rape 

A type of rape that is considered to be unlawful in a court of law. Not all "rapes" are unlawful, for instance between spouses, between adults who consented at the time of the sexual activity in question and later recanted, or between consenting adults who were mutually engaged in role-playing.

"If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut the whole thing down.” -- Rep. Todd Akin

legitimate rape by Lovenhate August 23, 2012

legitimate shitimate 

An person, place, or thing that was cool or acceptable. Derived from Legit Shit.

John: Dude, that trick was real legitimate shitimate.

legitimate shitimate by Mister Duck April 12, 2010

legitimate menu page

some crap that can be funny

homestarrunner.com/memorabilia.html is where it is

legitimate menu page by wdf April 17, 2004

legitimate dick

A guy that has a dick that will stick around the next morning.

He has a legitimate dick. He didn't just up and leave.

legitimate dick by Stan Bond October 19, 2017

legitimate meme 

A meme that makes sense and is in some way shape or form humorous and entertaining rather than being cancerous and cringy.

"The reason for that being is it's what I call a legitimate meme."

legitimate meme by Mwexpert519 October 25, 2017

Legitimate rape 

Can be called bar rape this is rape in a bar

She was drunk and Legitimate rape him

Legitimate rape by 459395 February 25, 2022

A legitimate strategy! 

If you are accused of camping, this is the correct reply to that accusement. Originated from RvB

Red: Oh, you fucking Camping bitch!
Blue: It's A Legitimate Strategy!

A legitimate strategy! by Secret Justin December 14, 2008