Johannes

the sexiest man all i could say. hes amazing, he has a big dick he just doesnt admit it. if u ever see Johannes in ur life, better watch out cuz he has already gf for sure. his gf would throw fangs at every who trying hit him. hes perfect man ull ever find ur life, Johannes stands for perfection, hes just perfect any guy could be. the funniest, and the kindest person. hes a keeper and his handsome looks, oh me

Girl: Damnit why u make my heart race
Johannes: Only for you babe

Johannes by CrazyForJohannes July 24, 2022

Johannes

the sexiest man all i could say. hes amazing, he has a big dick he just doesnt admit it. if u ever see Johannes in ur life, better watch out cuz he has already gf for sure. his gf would throw fangs at every who trying hit him. hes perfect man ull ever find ur life, Johannes stands for perfection, hes just perfect any guy could be. the funniest, and the kindest person. hes a keeper and his handsome looks, oh me

Girl: Damnit why u make my heart race
Johannes: Only for you babe

Johannes by CrazyForJohannes July 24, 2022

Johannes

Joho is a type of tall, thin, freckly, shy boy who is desperately in love with one of his friends. He RUDELY deletes quizzes of beautiful sexy girls who took him under her wing. And then DOESNT APOLOGIZE😱 (rude amirite).

They can shake their irises for some reason and never talk about their private life. Joho's been through some stuff, and may or may not have some daddy issues. Also a tad bisexual. Admittedly bad handwriting.

Wears the same two hoodies year-round. Experts believe under the tough, walled exterior is a sweet boy who likes Minecraft and just wants to have a nice time.

Gay guy 1: "omg that's a twink"
Gay guy 2: "name's johannes and idek if he's gay"
That one girl: "He's so adorable! Strawberry boy!"
Slay

Johannes by AleksIsSlaying August 17, 2022

Johannes

johannes is a slay person who has good charisma and has a bick cock johannes is also gay

johannes is a slay person who has good charisma and has a bick cock johannes is also gay

Johannes by NebenHannover September 19, 2022

Johannes

This young man is very ugly and his parents dont love him. He will never find a girlfriend in his life (like me) and always be a lonely person.

Hallo ich bin Johannes, wie geht es dir Simon mein Freund?!

Johannes by >Johannes December 5, 2022

Johannes

English teacher at some german school, read the other definitions for his name here and thinks everything agrees w him.
if he reads this, we love u <3

LG and GaLieGrü

Johannes

Johannes by s.auer February 6, 2023

Johannes

The greatest being who has ever lived on Earth in the past 1500 years.

Bucky: Wow Johannes is so cool!
Ania: Yeah, he's so awesome.
Damsy: He inspires me greatly.

Johannes by JohannesRequiemMBW July 24, 2023