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Pussy Irrigator 

Synonym for douche. A funny way of calling someone an asshole or is generally unpleasant in their behavior.
WTF?! Alex is sucha fucking pussy irrigator!
Pussy Irrigator by shayaknyc January 23, 2009

irrigate 

irrigate the fields
irrigate by varunp_3 August 12, 2015

irrigate 

Slang for "urinate".
brb i have to irrigate
irrigate by burstroc April 30, 2006

irrigational 

When someone is deliberately irritating/winding someone up with the intention of causing an argument
Constantly talking during a film

Ged- Guess who she is married to/ Is divorced from/Has split up with/weren't they in that film bla bla bla? Etc...
Jane- I don't care, I have told you before-no talking during film and especially the dialogue- you're so bloody annoying!
Ged- Oh come on I know you love trivia-after all you are a woman!
Jane-Shut the f.... up and stop being so irrigational!
irrigational by Aquarius2010 June 28, 2010

anacoluthonic irrigation 

A literary technique used by writers too lazy to learn narrative skill, or even proper sentence construction. A practitioner employs it by flushing his brain of the longest coil of vaguely related ideas he can manage to squeeze out, then dumping it on a page with no coherent structure—often, without any punctuation at all.

This fetid stream of consciousness all too frequently bypasses the editorial treatment plant, instead spilling directly into the Sea of Literature, where swimmers caught in the noxious tide experience recurring, involuntary thoughts all broadly equivalent to "Why am I reading this?!"
Bob: Hey Mary, what are you reading?
Mary: Meh, just the latest in the flood of vampire novels aimed at teenage girls, by some writer keen to jump on the bandwagon. It's all first-person stream of consciousness though: it's not reading, so much as wading through the effluent from the author's anacoluthonic irrigation.

irrigated 

Someone who has consumed a large amount of alcohol.
Someone take Johns keys, he's way too irrigated.
irrigated by jake montgomery January 21, 2005