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hipstershaadi 

A site where hipsters muslims can meet discreetly behind their elders and arrange marriage that fits their taste.
WomenA: Yo, my mom is arranging my marriage with a total fob who's a doctor and wants me to cook, clean, and raise kids.

WomenB: Hit up hipstershaadi on tumblr, they can hook you up with a muslim who's legit like this one guy who wants a wife who surfs

with a hijab on.
WomenA: .....That exists!?
hipstershaadi by hipstermulsilm November 1, 2013
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Historism 

Word used mostly by Roleplayerss, might have also been used by Xerxes in 300 (not confirmed.)
Blue ass: "You gotta shut up honestly."
LadyZenith: "I'LL MAKE YOU DEATH AND SEND YOU INTO THE HISTORISM!!"
Historism by RyuSensei April 26, 2008

hipsterity 

Hipsterity is the quality that true hipsters possess. A hipster has been defined to be one who rejects societal norms and "mainstream ideas." One who exhibits hipsterity most often dresses in a simple yet distinct manner, with plaid shirts and wide-rimmed glasses.
If college weren't so mainstream, I'd major in hipsterity.
hipsterity by atlpride November 22, 2011

Hipsters 

Hipsters, like deep down, when you look past the clothes, the fashion sense, whatever, deep down they’re just critics. They’re critics of everything: critics of fashion, critics of art, and critics of movies. And it’s pretentious. And when it comes to music, they think that they are a big part of that culture and they feel like they are the voice for everybody else. And a lot of times they’re full of shit.
Hipsters
Hipsters by thehipst3r August 4, 2011

hipsteria 

Excessive or uncontrollable fear of humans who wear overpriced Von Dutch clothing, mesh backed trucker hats,have matted down hair product induced "bed heads" and wear threadbare vintage rock shirts of bands they don't really enjoy listening to.
Erin had to flee the record shop quickly when the guy in line wearing a Blondie shirt and mesh Von Dutch hat started talking about how "deck" his new portable record player sounded. Erin suffers from accute "Hipsteria."
hipsteria by Mike Falcigno April 18, 2004

hipsterical 

(adj) - when someone is so much of a hipster that the sight of them makes one laugh histerically.
That guy's such a hipster, it's hipsterical!
hipsterical by speed racist July 9, 2009

Hipstergasm

The pure exuberance when a hipster makes a new hipster discovery. Whether this is a new way to grow an ironic beard, a thrift store that sells corn cobb pipes or an unreleased 45 by vampire weekend.
Iver discovered a new thrift store and had a total hipstergasm when he found the motherload of v-neck shirts, skinny corduroys and polyester scarfs.