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Euan, a secretly deadly weapon of a guy, sometimes has a suspicious air around himself. he is a pedophile and sometimes tends to shoot for the younger crowd. he especially likes the #fourteenyearoldgirls or maybe the 9 year olds. he is also most likely in a gay relationship with his influential partner in pedophile crime, Ben this is someone who influences euan to shoot for perhaps the preschool children. overall Euans may be trustworthy but once you get to know them then you know that they are a true pedo Euans also do love a bit of the old pornhub
euan is a silly little bitch

euan is unexperienced with the older ladies

euan likes to watch a lot of porn hub
euan by flattie April 28, 2020
2ft2 the shortest guy you will ever meet super short
Euan is short
Euan by one stroky nonce November 27, 2019
An older boy who takes pleasure in seducing younger girls who are emotionally unstable.
That creep is a Euan
Euan by jezzacrit July 10, 2018
A man who really, just really loves Saints Row: Gat out of Hell and loves Lillie so much. Any tall clapped girl called Lillie, Euan adores. He owns a ps4 with really bad Wifi, and only texts Lillie, his life is Lillie.
He's a Euan, he fancies a Lillie.
Euan by EmiChestnutIsClapped April 5, 2019
Euan is a faggot who has no friends and has a 1 inch wonder
Euan is a dick
Euan by 6six9nine ur mum June 11, 2019
Euan is a supremely annoying person that is entertained by annoying people. He shouts in history class and when he can't get a match on tinder he rages. Sometimes he throws his phone at a wall when raging. Other times he throws people.
Euan by dingoogoo June 30, 2019
A man who believes he is literally this kids father and continuously laughs at his own jokes. He appears confident with a big ego at first but once u get to know him you realise his ego is even bigger.
#givemethemtoes #whinstonchurchhillsgran
#lovestoflex
Euan is literally this kids zygote