Egotistical Bastard 

A cocky, and sickeningly self obsessed being with little or no apprehension of their own insignificance. Often cast aside by society, these people truly believe that the earth revolves around them and are often spied making sexist, elitist or plain retarded remarks.

Those girls don't fancy you man, you're an egotistical bastard.
If you weren't such an egotistical bastard, you'd have friends.

Egotistical Bastard by wordqueen95 February 25, 2011

egotistical asshole 

Kanye West

That so-called celebrity talking so rude to the people asking for his autograph is such an egotistical asshole and so full of himself. If it weren't for those fans, he wouldn't be rich & he'd be a nobody!

egotistical asshole by Texas Toys September 10, 2016

egotistical prick 

selfish asshole

Hannah is an egotistical prick because all she cares about is herself

egotistical prick by rogues December 20, 2008

EGOTISTICAL TOUR-DE-FORCE 

Nonsensical Cinematography term used when you don't understand a single thing about the movie, so you are obliged to say something faux-meaningful about the director. Originally used in late 1980's in Limerick, Ireland by amateur would-be film critics before spreading urban areas and thence internationally (BMC)

"I felt the film used a mishmash of several differing genres and tropes, but my main comment would be that for the director, it was an egotistical tour-de-force'

EGOTISTICAL TOUR-DE-FORCE by BeeMacCee March 15, 2021

Egotistical Orgasm 

The act of screaming your own name in the bedroom upon climaxing.

Tiffany: omg Scott had the biggest egotistical orgasm ever last night.
Brandy:wow what a douche
Tiffany:...yea

Egotistical Orgasm by Periphery23 July 12, 2011

egotistical asshole 

A person who thinks they are the embodiment of perfection or have god like qualities; look up Kayne West or Kim Kardashian. A completely useless vain person.

person 1: Hey did you see Kayne last night?
person 2: Yeah, man that guy is an egotistical asshole

egotistical asshole by FoxyVixen June 19, 2016

Egotistical Drug Irony 

When somebody keeps doing drugs and gets an ego from it, when it is the root of why the person shouldn't have an ego. This is also ironically what makes it even harder for the person to quit the habit.

Josh: Yo dawg, wanna smoke some of dat supa fire?

Victor: I'm kind of busy right now... I have, er, a lot to do today...

Josh: Aight dawg whatever mang... more for me fool! Stay chill dawg.

Victor: *Facepalms to himself knowing the Egotistical Drug Irony*

Egotistical Drug Irony by FrusteratinglyEducational November 13, 2012