anus agony 

The anguish your anus goes through sometimes.

Claire crawled outta the bathroom, hands on her ass, face contorted with anus agony. Tears streamed down her face. Poop was smeared on the bathroom walls. "Call 911. I have anus agony", she moaned.

anus agony by Mazuel-Aziz November 4, 2006

No Agony, No Bragony 

There's no bragging rights for people who haven't worked for it.

"Oh man, that team really sucks." Oh really? Have you worked as hard as them or have the balls to even go for the team? "Nah dude, they suck I don't wanna join them!" Then shut up, No Agony, No Bragony.

No Agony, No Bragony by Offbrand. July 24, 2009

man agony 

The feeling of complete anguish while in a committed, monogamous relationship.

Or, your boyfriend's hilarious attempt at spelling monogamy which has forever been replaced by man agony.

I have a bad case of man agony.

Wow, have you seen her today? She's struggling with some real man agony.

man agony by MichelleinCanada May 1, 2012

mad agony in 'disdress' 

1) Intense misery and suffering, and distress.

2) Insufferable static cling, pinching and bunching (and embarrassment?) wearing this dress.

EXAMPLE #1:
"Raul's natural insecurity as an illegal alien and his angst in social settings caused him MAD AGONY IN 'DISDRESS' as he suffered through the long chow line at Hobo Park."

EXAMPLE #2:
"I gotz me MAD AGONY IN 'DISDRESS' because I have some unresolved issues. Maybe you'll like it if it fits you, Raul. Or should I call you Raula?"."

mad agony in 'disdress' by Chango Bolamongo October 7, 2006

Phil Da Agony

Phil Da Agony is a rapper from Los Angeles born as Jason Smith. He has been rapping since '95 and is known to have an original tight flow like you dont know.

Phil Da Agony is part of many supergroups, such as Barbershop MC's, the Likwit Crew, Strong Arm Steady and Dilated Peoples.

Shit, with a flow like that, it must be phil da agony on the mic!

Phil Da Agony by TabarnaKalisse June 25, 2008

cry in agony 

Cried in agony

The man who lost his child, seeing the ghost of his child. He dropped to his knees. And cried in agony

Cry in agony, mental pain, illness, or just pain

cry in agony by Fawkie November 8, 2017

The Agony Scene 

A Metalcore Band That Came On The Scene Around '03 They Were Signed On Solid State Records And Debuted A Self Titled Album,Popular Songs Are
We Bury Are Dead At Dawn
Shotgun Wedding
And There Cover To "Paint It Black" By The Rolling Stones

After That They Sold Out And Went To Road Runner Records,And Of May 24 05 They Will Debut There Album Titled "The Darkest Of Red".....Why Agony,Why Did You Leave Solid State?

Norma Jean,Stretch Arm Strong,Extol,The Charoit,Underoath

The Agony Scene by #1 Musicaholic Ray-Ray June 11, 2006