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Maddie or Madison is a wonderful and amazing girl. She is funny and adorable. She can make you fall in love with her easily. But when she is mad she can say some awful things so don’t try to get her upset.
Boy: Omg Maddie can’t moan
Girl: I know right, it sounds like a dying bird
Maddie by Timmy TURNING June 3, 2021
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Where do I start? Maddie. Peak woman. Everything about her. She's beautiful in every way possible. She is the most caring person I've ever met. She puts herself before everyone else. She is so unaware of herself. So unaware of how perfect she is. So unaware of how every guy wants her, and every girl wants to be her. She cares so much about others, that she sometimes forgets to care for herself. Not many are perfect. But my god, out of the thousands of people I've met in my lifetime, I can confidently say that Maddie is the one. The perfect person.
Dude: Bro I really like Maddie, but I'm scared to ask her out
Dude's friend: Yeah bro me too. I'm scared cuz she's like perfect in every way, and I'm jus me.

Girl: Did yall see Maddie today. Omfg I want to look like that so fucking bad
Maddie by Y alr know March 29, 2022

Saint Maddison 

The saintiest saint of all. Saint of leading high school dropouts. Graces her presence with A+ history papers. Her Saint day is the 5 of March every year. Celebrated by public holiday and a no labour weekend. Feel free to bring your dogs (or other pets) to celebrate the day in a shrine dedicated to her. if you do take your pets to St. Maddison's shrine she will grant you good luck for the rest of your life.

History of St. Maddison:
Maddison Marie McClan (Born: 06/06/1817 - 07/06/1899) was known in her small town as the first person to fail school, she became a saint due to the miraculously picking up her grades (totally not cheating...lol) and gave hope to all stupid students around the world. People now pray to her and pass and if (when) they don't pass she leads them, if they pray consistently Maddison will visit those who pray and grace them with A+ papers (usually history papers but if you are lucky she will give you the papers you need for an A+) she is now celebrated every 5 of March with a public holiday and labour free weekend
Person 1 : "Wow it's St Maddison day"
Person 2: "what's that?"
Person 1: "Successful people like you wouldn't understand, it's only for cool kids"
Person 2: "Damn I wish I was a highschool drop out and had no future :("

"Wow I get to take my dog to Saint Maddison's shrine...how awesome"
Saint Maddison by マデイー<3 February 25, 2019

dadi madi 

When a girl named madi is daddy, she is goofy and sweet and you should try your very best to keep her.
hey look it’s dadi madi, i wish she was my dad. she’s so beautiful
dadi madi by dadi madi October 15, 2019

manding strip 

The male version of the female landing strip. It is achieved when a male is inteding to shave his pubic region and leaves one fine veritcal strip of pubic hair leading from the belly button down to the penis or shlong as it may be called.
Man Eric just got bored with his razor and made himslef a manding strip to lead to fine-ass bitches home.

mandingo 

A African male who knows that he has a huge penis that can hit all night and keep a female comin back fo more
that mandingo work it out on me and when he was done ... i came back fo more like a junky fo drugs!!!
mandingo by Lea J. April 22, 2004