Yrsa

Yrsa is the type of person to punch you while playing cards, more specifically a game called “Bluff”. She will not hesitate to kill you if you touch her ass. But you will not be able to resist it, trust me.

Yrsa is a wonderful person that will always make you smile and have a good time, If you find an Yrsa, be sure to keep her around because you won’t ever find anyone better than her :)

Person one: Who is that?

Person two: She is called yrsa, and she’s amazing <3

Yrsa by PleaseDon’tLookAtMyName December 10, 2021

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dance yrself clean

A call to action at the end of a night of partying. You dance out all the things that might have gone wrong or right. Mistakes you made, dumb things you said, woes and joys of the night and your greater life in general. You stop what you're doing, grab your friends, and fucking dance like its the last night on earth for this one last song of the night.

You must use the LCD Soundsystem song of the same name (dance yrself clean) and crank it loud as fuck. Assemble people throughout the entire intro and jump and go crazy when the beat drops.

James: I'm fucking over my major man, why did I ever think I should study accounting this can't be my life...

Joseph: That sucks man. You remember how I told you I'm in love with jessica? She's fucking this shitty ass dude right now...
James: Fuck, I'm sorry dude. You need to dance yrself clean asap.
Amelia: dam y'all that shits heavy. Only one thing to do. Lets dance ourselves clean!

dance yrself clean by chef's salty balls March 4, 2022