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What the Shit?

A differential phrase used to question what is happening. Or as a response to someone/thing and their questionable ideas, clothing, face,etcetera.can be used in most any situation. except when in church. Derived from the common term "What the fuck" as a substitution for the coming of age spermling wanting to explore profain expression the classiest way, by substituting one swear word for another one.
"What the shit? I ordered that Fushigi 8 business days ago, and its still not here."
What the Shit? by Lennifer Hopez November 5, 2010
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What the shit?

Some dumb bastards attempt at saying what the fuck but falling well short of making sense had to settle for what the shit.
What the shit? by nigga man December 1, 2003

What the shit?! 

A phrase or word is used to explain a given situation's unexplainable or randomness. It can be almost anything that takes away from a daily situation. Similar to "WTF," what the shit!? It is geared towards naming something absurdly random or out of place, funnily and comically or unexpected, and potentially negative or interfering.
Ex 1- You walk into a room, and someone you've never seen before rushes past you w/ a katana in a unicorn mask and slams the door behind you. "What the shit?!" You say as if you cannot explain the event that just unfolded.

Ex 2- You mind your business texting on your phone when you get added to a random group chat that spams you w/ back and forth trash talking and loads of memes that nearly make your phone shut down. You say, "What the shit?!" In awe of this random moment.
What the shit?! by UNITUS827 October 5, 2022

what the shit is going on? 

A phrase used to depict a sense of fine confusion.
Peter: "Dave, that man just got married to a penguin and everyones happy for him!"
Dave: "What The Shit Is Going On?!"

What the Shit-ass?!?

Alternate to "What the shit" or "What the balls". Sounds similar to a foreigner trying to use American swear words.
"I found a quarter in my vagina!"

What the shit-ass?!?

Nigga what the shit 

When you find a need to use it, you will find out.
*looks into closet* NIGGA WHAT THE SHIT!!!

what-the-hell-shit 

You're a what-the-hell-shit!!!