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pushing through the paper 

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When one wipes their ass and their finger goes through the paper, touching the poop and butthole.
Oh no I was accidentally pushing through the paper and now I have doodle-fingers!!
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Lisa left the paper towel

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When a hard working individual distracts another hard working individual with a mofo paper towel...
"Lisa left the paper towel!"

Information was written, but they couldn't write their information fast enough because Lisa left the g-d d-mn paper towel!
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This Is The Paper Box Paper The Is This 

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This Is The Paper Box Paper The Is This
This Is The Paper Box Paper The Is This
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finger thru the toilet paper moment 

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a sinking realization that you've just fucked up and it's too late to do anything about it
this afternoon i had a "finger thru the toilet paper moment" when i blurted out bob's girlfriend's name in front of his wife.
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buying the toilet paper 

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"Buying the toilet paper" is to perform an action one knows will have no impact on their current dilemma, yet they perform it anyways just to feel like you have some control over an uncontrollable situation.

Based on the 2020 toilet paper shortages.
"voting is pointless. I'd just be buying the toilet paper."
buying the toilet paper by slutilda March 14, 2020
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Omg where the F is the toilet paper!? 

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When your on the toilet crying insanely beacuse you can't find the toilet paper, you scream out "Omg where the F is the toilet paper!?" Then you use the bathtub towl and throw it in the dumpster.
Aww damn, NO TP!!! Omg where the F is the toilet paper!?
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