taking out the trash 

slang for masturbating

person 1: "Are you ready yet?"
person 2: "Hold on im taking out the trash."
person 1: "Awww dude thats gross."

taking out the trash by The Original BA blackbelt April 25, 2010

Taking out the trash 

When a woman sits in a garbage bin masturbating with a fish, knitting a sweater, while giving a guy a blowjob and listening to Mozart all at the same time. This is usually done when 2 people are really bored and need to spice up their life. Or if they just like knitting, blowjobs, fish and Mozart!

"Hey Kerri! I saw you taking out the trash today!"

"Hey Sexy? You wanna take out the trash?"

"Mommy, why are you always happy when you talk about taking out the trash?"

Taking out the trash by lvvrgrl June 16, 2009

Taking out the trash 

Often used in a political or business context.

Refers to the practice of making unfavourable/negative public announcements at times outside the typical media cycle or when people have a lower level of attention, often late in the evening or on a weekend.

This can also occur when a much bigger story or event is happening that can provide cover for the bad news.

The intent is to make the announcement public, but draw as little attention to it as possible.

Methods of taking out the trash include obscure media releases or social media posts to accounts with small numbers of followers.

An example of taking out the trash was a Russian Government announcement of a rise in the pension age. This came on the same night as the opening of the FIFA 2018 World Cup in Russia.

Taking out the trash by News Unlimited June 29, 2018

Taking out the trash 

A sexual act in which a group of men take a girl they're messing around with, put her in a garbage bag, and then proceed to bukkake and urinate upon her, before tying up the bag and tossing it to the curb.

"We're so taking out the trash with this one boys"

Taking out the trash by Neemen January 11, 2008

Taking out the trash 

eating the feces off of a dick that was in your ass

After a nice day of cruising the chili cookoff for a real man to ream him, Rex got his dirty bunghole pounded silly and finished it off by taking out the trash.

Taking out the trash by sickpuppy37 December 20, 2010

Taking out the trash 

Shitting in the shower, and throwing the shit in the toilet when done.

Bill: I hung out with Jamie yesterday, it was fun, we had a shower together. Only problem was she kept “Taking out the trash”

Bill’s Dad: Son what the fuck

Taking out the trash by Earth5 August 25, 2020

taking out the trash 

The act of ejaculation

I'm gonna go to the back and take out the trash

taking out the trash by Chuch May 4, 2005