TADGER TOURIST 

A girl who claims to be a good ride And plenty of Tadger experience And is a local to Tadger town. when realistically they are the opposite . Inexperienced and still a tourist at tadger town

Uft her blowjobs are like she’s blending a smoothie at the the fuel bar she’s a tadger tourist

TADGER TOURIST by anonymous December 11, 2020

Tadger Stamp

An imprint of a male sexual organ on someone or something

He has a Tadger Stamp on his forehead

Tadger Stamp by Periodox January 22, 2026

Tadger Stamp

An imprint of a male sexual organ on someone or something.

He has a Tadger Stamp on his forehead

Tadger Stamp by Periodox January 22, 2026

badgers tadger 

Rough. Usually used to describe poor workmanship by jobs carried out by a shady firm or the local council.

Can also mean hungover.

1. I had the council joiner in my flat to re-new my doors. He packed the hinges out with torn-up pieces of cardboard, he's as rough as a badgers tadger!

2. I was out on the piss last night but this morning I'm as rough as a badgers tadger!

badgers tadger by YoungBobster March 2, 2014

badgers tadger 

To be be hungover after a big night out

Man, I feel as rough as a badgers tadger

badgers tadger by King Mida$ September 20, 2008

MAGICAL FLINCHING TADGER TUG 

When you are stood ballock naked with your hands on your hips and flinching your pinger by using your member muscle giving the effect of either being tugged by a string or simply just done by pure magic

"WOW!, holy shit man!.. do that again!."

what?.. flinch my pinger?

"YEH MAN!.. Do it again, that was cool as fuck (waves his hand over the pinger, a willy wave) theres not even any strings attatched.. how the fuck do you manage that one?"

... MAGIC MATE!! ;-)

"too fuckin rite its magic!!"

MAGICAL FLINCHING TADGER TUG tadger magic

MAGICAL FLINCHING TADGER TUG by ShadeMade aka G-Funk December 18, 2011

tangerine turd 

Trump

They flushed the tangerine turd out of oval orifice

tangerine turd by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021