Meeting 

Make sure everyone is dead before you talk to him

Went to meeting the other day and some guy pulled out a giant black dildo and started whacking people

Meeting by Tricky Surrey March 2, 2022

Meeting 

A period of time intended to increase the creepiness of a certain situation

We are meeting to discuss how we should approach him. We need to make sure everyone is dead before anyone talks to him

Meeting by Roddhott July 29, 2022

Meeting Tourettes 

When attending a meeting so bad, dire or tiresome that an inner urge to issue profanities spills over into your exchange with colleagues or meeting obsessed morons.

Chair : and now shall we proceed on to any other business?
You : what the **** have we been ******* for the last two hours, I am wasting my ******* life here
Chair : you have Meeting Tourettes, please **** off

Meeting Tourettes by Teraknor January 27, 2014

meeting narcolepsy

When an individual falls asleep as a side effect of a boring office meeting.

I don't know why but each time we have a team meeting, Chris suffers from sudden meeting narcolepsy.

meeting narcolepsy by Hugo V. February 20, 2008

Meeting Pirate 

Coworkers who show up to a meeting and take over with their own agenda.

My boss was a total meeting pirate today - talked about some random crap for the whole hour and I never got to give my presentation.

Meeting Pirate by MarkieSmif July 5, 2010

Meeting up for kisses 

Usually occurs a considerable distance away from your spouse,in a hotel, with another man's dick.

When meeting up for kisses it is imperative to touch the penis and play with it a bit.

It's not cheating,it's "meeting up for kisses."

Meeting up for kisses by mynameisnotgrenda January 21, 2015

Meeting of the Dons

When a group of people with higher authority have a meeting usually in a bussiness setting; (referenced from The Godfather)

All the Big time CEO's are in there having a "Meeting of the Dons" right now.

Meeting of the Dons by 4514 September 29, 2010