fear of lobsters 

lobsterusphobius
from the greek root lobsterus, meaning lobster added with the greek root phobius, meaning phobia.

Sentence: You're friend has lobsterusphobius. She has a fear of lobsters.

fear of lobsters by omelia August 30, 2006

Dancing lobsters

The best thing since pickled dick

"Bring out the dancing lobsters"

Dancing lobsters by wodemingzi shiputaozhi December 26, 2009

Crotch Lobsters 

Also known as Crabs, The Itch, Anybody Got A Razor?

Fuckin Tijuana!!! I got Crotch Lobsters!!!

Crotch Lobsters by cocknockers January 24, 2009

War Lobsters 

Crabs whose host is such a slut that the STD evolves.

Chelsea is such a slut she must have some real tough War Lobsters.

War Lobsters by Jack York August 27, 2013

Full Blown Lobsters 

A bad case of crabs or a funny way to say someone has or could possibly have crabs.

'Dude, he doesn't have crabs, he has full blown lobsters!'

Full Blown Lobsters by FranceInThePants October 2, 2011

hold your lobsters 

another version of 'hold your horses'.

"come on"
"hold your lobsters!"

hold your lobsters by mia420 December 25, 2008

Cock Lobsters 

Cock Lobsters are craps.

God my balls itch, must be those damn cock lobsters.

Cock Lobsters by Zaggerty September 24, 2005