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good morning god bless 

When you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit while eating breakfast and drinking coffee.
"Don't bother me right now, I'm having a good morning god bless. Thanks."

Good morning and God bless 

When you shit, eat breakfast, and drink coffee on the toilet.
“Ethan, I need to use the bathroom. What are you doing?”
Good morning and God bless, Hila.”

Good morning and god bless 

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet
"Ethan I need the bathroom what are you doing"
"Good morning and god bless Hila"

good morning god bless 

The act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee while taking a shit.

The term was started by the Youtube celebrities Ethan and Hila Klien while making a skit for their video, Hila's Biggest Regret (#askh3).
Hila-"Come on Ethan you've been in the bathroom for 20 minutes!"
Ethan-"I'm doing my good morning god bless Hila it's going to take at least another 10 minutes"

Good Morning and God Bless 

When you take a morning shit while eating your breakfast
(As popularized by h3h3Productions)
"Can I use the bathroom dude?"
"Sorry man I'm doing my Good Morning and God Bless"

good morning and god bless 

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Hila, what do you just open the door on people when they're taking a shit. I'm doing a good morning and god bless.