Super-gold-plated-cadillac-plans 

A term President Obama assigned to high priced, fancy health insurance usually only affordable for the rich.
Here, it means really, really, REALLY big plans.

question: "What are you doing this weekend?"
Answer: "Dude!!!! I got super-gold-plated-cadillac-plans!! I'm off to Hawaii for some tasty waves and a cool buzz."

Super-gold-plated-cadillac-plans by kevnbro July 31, 2009

lead-plated-gold moment

When you/someone mixes up the subject and the object of a sentence.

Me: Is it possible to lead plate gold?
Roommate: Yes... but why the fuck would you want to do that?
Me: Because... *facepalm*
Roommate: Yet another brilliant lead-plated-gold moment, brought to you by lack of sleep!

lead-plated-gold moment by Dr. WubWub March 5, 2015