similar to the dirty Sanchez except after removing shit stained cock from anus you slap you girlfriend in the cheek leaving a poo dollop similar to that of the birth mark on Enrique Iglesias’ face
"I was going to give your girl a dirty sanchez, but she was begging for a silly enrique"
“Knowing your mom would want to kiss after I laid the pipe to her, I opted for a silly Enrique so I wouldn’t have to brush my teeth again.”
Enrique is someone who can be very annoying at times. Yet, depite this, he can really be the person you’ve been seeking to find. He is very funny, and will make you laugh out of nowhere! He can be a little dirty minded, but he doesn't take it to an extreme level. He’s actually very handsome and has many friends. Girls always fall for his looks. He never brags about himself, unless it when playing around because, once again, he always has THAT sense of humor uppon him. The top boy/man anyone could ever ask for. (Ect.)