ease it 

calming sum1 down wen der depressed or afta sum ruff dayz

"man my world iz jus fukd... my girl slappd me and dumpd me, me car broke down lost ma job man im fukd!"

"yo jus ease it man... cmon i'll take u to shisha ini dah'll ease u down"

ease it by LilShefi March 5, 2007

One Eared Elephant 

The One Eared Elephant is a maneuver in which a man turns one pant pocket inside-out while simultaneously exposing his penis through the zipper of said pants.

Have you ever seen a one eared elephant? Do you want to?

One Eared Elephant by jawbutt_teh_nutt February 12, 2008

easeisly 

Easeisly - Pronounced (ease-iss-lee) - In an easy manner; Preformed with ease; Without difficulty; At the very minimum; Not to be confused by easily

One can easeisly say that the only competition in Combat Arms is Team VerTu.

easeisly by vertuhouse August 14, 2009

Cloth eared bint 

Deaf stupid female.

my god are you listening you cloth eared bint?

Cloth eared bint by Saz178 June 24, 2008

pointy eared leaf lover

1)Someone who cares way too much about bugs and or non sentient creatures
2)A derogatory term for elves

3)Someone who doesn’t drink beer

Driller: “Scout says he doesn’t want to drink with us.”

Engineer: “That’s because he’s a pointy eared leaf lover.”

pointy eared leaf lover by SirTomNorth October 10, 2022

Ease of Opening Index 

A numerical scale (from 0 to 10) by means of which variables, such as age, level of hotness, dating demand, level of horniness, family background, and boob to waist ratio, predicts how many dates and monetary investment you will need to score with a particular broad. It predicts with astonishing accuracy when the female will open her legs for you.

Yo... have been dating Suzie 4 times straight.

Have you scored yet?

Nope!

So? What´s the point?

I´m cool Bro, Ease of Opening Index predicts no more than two dates and the gates will open for me.

Ease of Opening Index by rperazag May 21, 2010

be ease 

Becoming one with the tranquility of nature.

The trick kept flippin, so i told her be ease.

be ease by Matthew Calvey May 12, 2006