Darts, Proper 

To exclaim that something, someone or indeed anything is the best thing in the world

"See that arse over there? Darts!"
or
"I won the lottery, twice! Proper darts!"

Darts, Proper by Parry October 18, 2003

lawn darts

Highly entertaining, yet subsequently illegal, outdoor game involving heavy, sharp metal objects being thrown great distances at hoops placed on ground.

In a bittersweet victory, I lost half my family in a game of lawn darts.

lawn darts by Suburban Boy May 20, 2004

Chicken Darts 

A game that is played among friends, where they sit in a circle and each person takes turns throwing a raw 28lb chicken from you local grocery store onto the player sitting across from the throwers penis ( or strap on if the friend is a girl). 5 points are awarded if the chicken lands on the penis, 10 points are awarded if the player ejaculates into the chicken.

Lou and Kevin's favorite game to play is chicken darts

Chicken Darts by ButtDartsWorldChamp February 3, 2022

skeet darts 

Skeet darts is a game where at least 2 people participate. One draws a dart board on their face with lipstick. The other masturbates and ejaculates on the other's face. Where ever the cum shots land you tally up your score and allow the next participant to have their turn. repeat until the desired point value crowns a winner.

Flip, Chuck Duece, and Steeds got that bitch so drunk, they played skeet darts on her all night while she was passed out.

skeet darts by chuck duece July 30, 2010

Beer Darts 

A game involving beer and darts usually played while camping. Two players sit across from each other about 10 feet each armed with 3 darts and a beer in between their feet. The opposing player must try to hit the other players beer with their dart. If they do a hole is popped and the player with the beer must shotgun their beer out of the hole created by the dart. Usually this involves more than one beer and is an ideal way to get really drunk really fast.

Dude! Keenan was playing beer darts and he got a dart in the arm! Then he was so drunk that he jumped into the glacier river in his underwear and passed out at 3pm!

Beer Darts by tbrown90 December 9, 2010

Spuggy Darts 

A singular masturbation game whereby a man lies flat on his back with a photograph of a woman behind his head on the wall. The object is to ejaculate onto the face of the woman.

Sorry, I can't come out tonight, I'm playing Spuggy Darts.

Spuggy Darts by Tony balls October 16, 2014

tidy darts 

What you say when someone has done something extremely well. Comes from actual darts playing, if a player hits three triple twenties or somthing, other players or spectatores say 'tidy darts' or 'good darts'. Also comes from the Welsh slang 'tidy', meaning 'nice one', 'good' or 'that's great'.

Katie: I won the a competition today.

Andy: Tidy darts.

tidy darts by Andy Williams September 20, 2003