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choked 9 

when you’re so pissed, but you’re not fully pissed so you’re 9/10 pissed meaning you’re choked 9
Fuck bro I wanted to fuck her but she said I stunk so now I’m fucking choked 9
choked 9 by Jewfrokid March 7, 2019

I choked on my latte 

Expression of disbelief upon hearing or reading a phrase or comment of great pretence, alternatively inherent wit, irony, sardonic brutality or plain mirth. The response implies a certain pretence and commensurate self deprecation on the part of the respondent. Also it may be used as a barb to insinuate a pretentiousness inherent in the inciting comment or the respondent's interlocutor.
"When I heard that the arts minister hadn't heard of the nation's greatest playwright, I choked on my latte"
I choked on my latte by Hoherbass October 6, 2019

I choked on my latte 

A regular in social media and journalist parlance, used to express disbelief at comments or actions that stand on pretense. Alternatively it is a barb or quip used to lampoon pretentiousness when in any way detected from an interlocutor.
"When I heard that the arts minister hadn't heard of the French new wave, I choked on my latte"
I choked on my latte by Hoherbass October 9, 2019

Woke Choked 

When a girl eats Sea Moss of your Wanker.
Man I met this chick at Yoga today. She Wanted to read my Tarot cards then get WOKE CHOKED
Woke Choked by BrodyMus3 October 28, 2020

Woke and choked 

Early morning sex for BDSM enthusiasts.
We woke and choked this morning, and there are bruises to prove it.
Woke and choked by barebones March 8, 2017

eye choked 

1. When your eyes seize up from emotion but you don't start crying.

2. When enjoying a sport in the water or snow, your eyes seize up from contact with physical elements.
That movie was dope, But when the dog died i got a little eye choked.

Hella pow day, it's dumping out here! Too bad my goggles snapped and I'm getting all eye choked.
eye choked by FIOHtj December 23, 2009