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1995 Chevy Cavalier

the most worst car ever made. A problem compounder. A vortex of nothingness where paychecks go, never to be deposited. I firmly believe GM made this car to fuck peoples lives up. Once one problem is fixed another rears it's head.
Me- Cool, got my 1995 Chevy Cavalier fixed, gonna drive to tahoe for the weekend! SHWEET! *sits in car, inserts and turns key*

*wheels fall off*
*hood flies off for no apparent reason*
*all glass breaks*
*Engine fire*

Chevrolet Cavalier 

This car is currently the King Of The Trailer Park. Commonly found with Monster Energy Drink stickers covering the window/bumper. 90% of the time this car has a single mother smoking a cigarette in the front while her child/children sit unbuckled in the back. Pretty much, it's the kind of car you buy when you realize your job at McDonald's isn't ever gonna pay you more than $9/hour.
The best thing that can happen to my Chevrolet Cavalier is that it just blows up with me inside.

Chevy Cavalier 

The best car you can ever own. Especially if you are approved at the dealership for more than the Kia is worth.
My 92' chevy cavalier had 289000 miles on it when I sold it.
Chevy Cavalier by lil one January 15, 2005

green cavalier 

kick ass weedmobile which escorts many high people from one place to another.
god damn look at those guys in that green cavalier, they must be so high.
green cavalier by ldsakjgdsflngk January 28, 2009

Chevy Cavalier 

A normally lackluster economy vehicle offered in two and four door stylings and an array of engines throughout it's over-lived career. In Z24 or LS Ecotec garb, this vehicle is decent and has some potential as well as a decent price tag.

The Cavalier is difficult to be proud of due to the amount of 2.2SOHC grey-bumpered cavaliers, as well as the All-American hicks who will most loudly represent.
"There's no replacement for displacement. Oh... nevermind... it's a 2.2 liter SOHC 4cyl..."

"Ecotec... is that like... an American V-TEC?"

Chevy Cavalier 

my car... my friends car... my exs car.... the best domestic import out there... stock z24s can stomp and stock civic
Chevy Cavalier by krazy July 17, 2004