The cake is a lie 

A euphemism for a girl who has a gorgeous figure (especially the posterior), but an ugly face.

Mark: *seeing a seemingly attractive girl from behind in public* Dude, check her out.

Paul: Damn!

*she turns around to reveal a hideous face*

Mark: *wince* The cake is a lie!

The cake is a lie by Angry Leprechaun March 23, 2008

the cake is a lie 

To win a game, such as Portal.

JOE: How did your soccer game go?
BILL: The cake is a lie.

the cake is a lie by lol, ytmnd October 31, 2007

The Cake Is Not A Lie 

Used as a rebuttal to anyone, usually a 4chan frequenter, who says "the cake is a lie." It is usually said by someone that has actually completed the game "Portal" in which, upon completion, one sees a cutscene showing that the cake is, in fact, not a lie.

4chan troll: "TEH CAEK IZ A LIE!"
Tyrone: "Excuse me good sir, I've completed 'Portal' and let me tell you, the cake is not a lie."

The Cake Is Not A Lie by BassMZero January 16, 2011

The Cake Is Not A Lie 

The cake is not a lie.....

This is the less commonly heard anti-phrase, of the

popular " the cake is a lie"

suggesting that the said thing is true, or factual.

The "cake is not a lie" can also refer to the realasing of the

game "portal 2" which has not happened yet.

Man: 2012 is the end!

smarter man: the cake is a lie!

smarter smarter man: the cake is not a lie, the cake is delicious.

Man: Wtf?

The Cake Is Not A Lie by thecake'snotalie May 10, 2010

the cake is a lier 

that cake said there was glados to eat

cake: there is glados down in the incenirato- i mean fun ball pit

me: ok -jumps down- ahhhhh -burns alive- the cake is a lier ahhhh
cake:mwahahaha

the cake is a lier by 10/10 will write again April 14, 2020