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bowel-shattering 

1. Adjective that describes something so ingenius and brilliant that it requires something much stronger to express it.
2. The ritualistic art of smashing backsides off concrete elephants, traditionally done to the beat of George Clinton and without wearing very much.
That's a staggeringly, bowel-shatteringly good plan!

The police suspect a bowel-shattering cult for the vandalism.
bowel-shattering by Skin March 18, 2004
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Irritable bowel syndrome 

irritable bowel syndrome is a type of person that makes weird sound effects when they are talking and refuses to kiss their boyfriend at the door.
Oh that irritable bowel syndrome she left my man hanging at the door and started squawking while she was telling me about a hike she went on.

bowel seepage 

Uncontrolled weep from the anus
Mum , I've got bowel seepage
bowel seepage by Jimmeh Rickard April 11, 2019

bowel skin 

the shit that comes off dog dick when you neuter them
i just cut off my dogs balls and his bowel skin went everywhere
bowel skin by i_lick_midget_ass August 13, 2023

Gentleman's bowl 

A bowl of marijuana that is equally packed by each person in the rotation.
-Adam, Robert, and Tyler all contributed a bit of weed on the Gentleman's bowl.

-Adam: Wanna blaze a Gentleman's bowl?
Robert: Yea dude, I'll pack on top of yours.
Gentleman's bowl by Shift000 November 30, 2010

Bowel Nigga Syndrome 

To have Bowel Nigga Syndrome, you must be born into a nigga household with birth defects.
Look at this nigga ovah here. He must have Bowel Nigga Syndrome with his ugly ass.”

dog's bowl 

I really got stuck into the dog's bowl and she loved it!
dog's bowl by Jlanks November 6, 2013