g a l 

g a l or (g.a.l)
stands for get a life

The response to somebody who obsesses over something that is insignificant in the eyes of others. Someone who enjoys doing (or speaking of) things that involve no productivity.

Rachel: My boyfriend and i broke up AGAIN!
Sophie: Thats the third time this week! G A L!

g a l by s0ph13 December 3, 2007

G.A.L. 

GET A LIFE. It means to do something loser.

G.A.L. SUSAN!

G.A.L. by Ihatekpop August 1, 2018

p.l.a.g.c. 

Pittsburgh Lesbian Alliance Group Club. A new pittsburgh lesbian group, began in 2008. A place for young lesbians to become familiar with the gay community of pittsburgh.

if you want to meet some cute lesbians around the pittsburgh area, check out the p.l.a.g.c. myspace!

p.l.a.g.c. by breezie<333 March 11, 2008

L.A.G.G. 

L.A.G.G. is a comon computer symptom in whoch the internet connection of a gaming console while in mid-gameplay. But that is not the true meaning of it, no sir, you see the letters stand for words
L - Little
A - African
G - Ghanan
G - guy
The theory behind the name is that L.A.G.G. is an unwanted thing that you cannot stand because it is annoying, interrupting and causes you to die (online). Now The Little African Ghanan Guy part referres to black african orphans who as we all know, are abundant in Ghana, and not to be too harsh, but theyre little annoying poeple who are unwanted and constantly interrupt you with 'please sir, spare change...' and 'i'm twelve with 6 hungry kids to feed...'. And on top of that, they are disease ridden due to NO medical care, which if one is caught will probably kill you in the real world, and you DON'T respawn after you die in the real world

Tom:AWWWW SHIT!, COD W@W is lagging again, i fucking hate L.A.G.G.!

Alex: yeah i know, its so UNWANTED, and so is a slow connection!

L.A.G.G. by analex January 23, 2009

G.A.L 

GET A LIFE !

BOB: omg! i got a A for my science test! I NEED AN A+!
ME: OMG! G.A.L!

G.A.L by lama102897 January 16, 2010

L.A.G 

A Loud Ass Giggle used commonly in texting or conversations over my space.

That girl Calyn is beautiful L.A.G

L.A.G by Chance a.k.a Neon flashy June 19, 2008

G.L.A.D. 

1. Gay and Lesbian Advocates and Defenders.
2. Those guys/girls you saw on T.V. when bush vetoed the bill on gay marriage.
3. A collection of homosexual persons that fights for the rights of homosexual people.
4. A complete and total waste of time, money, and televisions spots.

"I saw G.L.A.D. on tv the other day, they had really short hair, big tits and were fat as hell. They had signs that said 'Gay is the way!' and shit. I changed the channel."

G.L.A.D. by that one asshole April 20, 2007