wellness advocate 

Someone who's balls deep in a pyramid scheme and thinks they can cure any ailment with essential oils or pink drinks.

As a Wellness Advocate I can assure you that this $70 bottle of oil of oergano will cure your child of any disease and won't give them autism like vaccines.

wellness advocate by OnyxandCake May 6, 2018

David Wells 

David Wells is the biggest dirt bag in the MLB. He is a fat, ugly peice of shit that drinks beer in the dugouts inbetween innings, but continues to pitch. He once through a perfect game while hung over.

" I drank alot of beer, and had a great year" - David Wells

Hickman - What did David Wells do during the off season?

Keith- He spent the last three months in the back of someones truck

Hickman- Chyea

David Wells by chyeachyea May 19, 2008

wellered 

foursome. 3 dudes, one slut. one in the ass, mouth, and hand. no vag. super raunch

those dudes just wellered that hoe

wellered by this is too funny March 25, 2010

wellesley wallet 

When you put money up a girls pussy to use for later. Usually used when you don't have any pockets.

I Wellesley walletd a girl to pay for this pizza.

wellesley wallet by JJ6785 May 27, 2016

Wellsboro Area High School 

A high school where the floor cracks, the roof leaks, you can buy copious amounts of illegal drugs, full of obnoxious popular people with no sense of reality and their daddies wallets, annnddd you can still graduate with your class.

" Heyy where did you go to school?"
" i went to wellsboro area high school..."
"...congradulations...."

Wellsboro Area High School by TauRineAddiCt February 11, 2012

Wells Fargo'd 

To forcefully have your pants pulled down, dry sand rubbed in your mudhole and be brutally FUCKED in the A. Usually when you least expect it and don't deserve it.

Guy1: Dude. My bank just wells fargo'd me with crazy fees.
Guy2: What bank do you use?
Guy1: Wells Fargo.

Fuck you wells fargo!!!

Wells Fargo'd by ReignMan May 4, 2014

wellered 

Having a 4 some with 3 guys and one girl. Other terms like 2/3 wellered or inverse welleredare commonly used in reference to this word.

Sanchez: we just wellered that bitch.
Rafael: NO WAY!
Sanchez: yeah shes a wart-balled penismagnet

wellered by ass plugger January 16, 2009