u fockin wot m8 

A statement indicating extreme offense, also written in such a way as to give the impression of the phrase being pronounced with a British accent.

U fockin wot m8? Oi'll fock ye roight up!

u fockin wot m8 by lecxE tfosorciM January 30, 2017

u fucking wot m8 

Mostly MLG used phrase

Person:ayy lmao ayy lmao
other person: u fucking wot m8

u fucking wot m8 by dafuqishappeningXDD August 2, 2015

wot u sayin 

London slang

used when a person wants to find out what their friends have been up to

person calls said friend and says

safe (friends name) wot u sayin

Friend says: nothin man just chillin,

said friend then replies: wot u sayin bruv?

person then says whatever they want to say to said friend

convasation ensues......

wot u sayin by samuel justin adesanya January 6, 2010

U fakin wot m8? 

A short word for: "you fucking what mate". Also just another word for WTF, OR just a little bit more serious version of u wot m8.

Player 1: gtg kill some noobz, cya bruh. Player 2: u fakin wot m8?

U fakin wot m8? by XxX_Th3Cr@b_XxX March 20, 2015

wot u gonna do wid that?

The question a guy asks u wen u have given him a hard on

hey sexy,(looks down at huge boner),wot u gonna do with that?

wot u gonna do wid that? by sexy_laydeez_united May 13, 2005

wot u depon 

wot are u on doing

wot u depon today

wot u depon by mills October 13, 2003

UWOTPHJ 

An underwater over the pants hand job.

Spencer: So did you get any from your girlfriend yesterday?

Sammy: Yeah bro I got a UWOTPHJ.

UWOTPHJ by Ymmas September 7, 2013