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The Quentin Effect 

Where a man gets with a girl then cheats on that girl with her best friend
My friend Jhon used The Quentin Effect to fuck his girl and her best friend

beg the question 

Phrase that is now used instead of "raises the question" due to the fact that the true definition is unintelligible to most people, and has little to do with an actual question.

Best not to use it at all, as you will either sound ignorant to geeks, or geeky to regular people.
Common (wrong) usage:
That really begs the question, why did she do it?

Geek (right) usage:
I'm cooler than you, because you aren't as cool as me.
- beg the question -
beg the question by xanderak November 19, 2011

The Question

Anytime the subject of the conversion obviates the need to ask the full version question
Context / Full test of The Question

People who used to live in Utah: "So you a mormon?"
Girlfriend with long term boyfriend: "Will you marry me?"
New Relationships: "How may men you been with?"
Tall guys: "You play basketball?"
Shaquille O'Neill: "So how big IS your penis?"
High School Female Gym Teacher: "So you're gay right?"
Mensa members: "So if you are so damn smart why aren't you rich?"
For women about new boyfriends: "So is my dick bigger or smaller than most dudes you been with?"
For women with big boobs: "They real?" or alternatively "Why don't you just stuff your bra?"
For old women that live alone: "So how many cats do YOU have?"
For old men that live alone "So is that smell BO, farts, mildew, or what exactly?"
For fat ladies: "When you due?"
For fat men: "so can you actually SEE your penis without a mirror?" or alternately "Do you have to wipe your ass with a rag on a stick?"
The Question by snausages333 October 23, 2006

I don't understand the question 

This is a phrase used when confronted by a question pointing out a fault in you and you want to save face
"Wait, didn't you break up with josh last week ? Why were you on his snapchat last night?"
"..I don't understand the question"

The Question Of Reality 

The Question Of Reality is "Why". Simple. Why? It will never happen. Why. It means so many things! Some good, others bad!
Why?

What?

Why is reality like this? Why. Its The Question Of Reality. Why

I cannot interpret the question 

A way to avoid answering a question/ helping someone with a problem. It is a statement that will evoke frustration and sorrow in all that hear it. It will also immediately silence any requests for assistance directed at you.
Person 1: Hey can we use the choices more than once?

Person 2: I cannot interpret the question, you asking it indicates is the epitome of bushleague behavior