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The Christmas Abyss

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The slot between the wall and wardrobe where unwanted Christmas gifts that are to shit for ebay are placed so they are kept out the way and forgotten about till one day get cleared out to make room for the deodorant gift set you got this year
This spot can also be used for shitty birthday presents as well
Chris : Why is there an Xbox in the Christmas Abyss?
John : Cus`I wanted a PS4
The Christmas Abyss by ICan'tComeUpWithAGoodName June 30, 2016
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the alyssa alibi 

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the excuse you give your mother that you’re sleeping over her house or hanging out with her when in reality you’re with your boyfriend getting that dick.
chick: hey mom!! i'm going to alyssa's tonight. she makes amazing brownies and oreo truffles. mmm, so excited!
mom: okay sweetie.
*arrives to boyfriend's house*
chick's mind: ahh, the alyssa alibi.
the alyssa alibi by the cute hopeless romantic August 3, 2011
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