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Repeating Status Syndrome 

A severe illness which involves a person's myspace or facebook status to be sent repeatedly, resulting in a lengthy vertical line of the same status. This syndrome can be deadly...if you experience any of the symptoms associated with it, please see a specialist at www.myspace.com or www.facebook.com
Setting a status as:

"I'm baking a cake!"

A healthy Myspace or Facebook account would appear like this:

"I'm baking a cake!"

However, with the symptoms of Repeating Status Syndrome, it would appear like so:

"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"


etc...

Receding Ass Syndrome

A fictitious condition that is used to insult someone who's backside is straight as a board. The person the joke is about usually is wearing pants that makes them look like they have no ass at all. The person may also end up with the nickname R.A.S. - Pronounced Rass.
Hey...Hey, Dude! Look at that chick!

Yeah, man. She looks like she's suffering from Receding Ass Syndrome.

Sister: What do you want?

Brother: I just wanted to see how bad your condition has gotten, R.A.S.
Receding Ass Syndrome by Dregyn August 23, 2011

Receiving Nudes 

The term you would use when receiving snapchats to make you seem popular.
You "Give me a moment, receiving nudes"
Them "Oh shit bro"
A combination of the words repeating and imitating.
I'm reteating you!

Stop reteating me.
Reteating by bigoldonny42 November 20, 2020

Receiving many messages from gamers 

A thinly-veiled euphemism for trying not to hurt the feelings of certain groups of people.

A phrase to use when you want to make up some excuses that will be instantly understood by others that you are going to do something terrible, extremely laughable, or just plain idiotic.
1. Hey, boss, uh, after receiving many messages from gamers, I will not go to work today.

2. Earlier today, it was announced that the game Devotion is coming to GOG. After receiving many messages from gamers, we have decided not to list the game in our store.

Receding Hairline 

Ksi's forehead
That guy has a hardcore Receding Hairline.

Yep kinda looks like ksi
Receding Hairline by VrikkenVisagie February 11, 2019