Nick Valensi 

proper noun - the god of all guitar players, plays in the fuckin' greatest band of this universe (yes, even on Pluto). he is unberably tempting and is known to make anyone looking at him HOT, has a head of gorgeous hair that a majority of the time falls in front of his equally beautiful eyes..

nick Valensi, meet me in the bathroom!

Nick Valensi by isthisit?thisisit August 11, 2004

nick valensi 

The most awesome guitar player in the world. He has incredibly sexy hair and amazing attitude that make u believe he's a perfect man. Lovely feelings, sooo handsome, 23 years old and expecting twins. (he looked amazing when i went 2 the concert). Cute smile, talented, guitar player for the coolest american band the strokes.

Nick Valensi could not have been more perfect performing the guitar solo.

nick valensi by i'll be your best kept secret and your biggest mistake October 7, 2006

Nick Valensi 

Nick Valensi is, to sound a bit preppy, gorgeous. As are the rest of The Strokes, of course. He plays amazin' guitar, and I should know because my whole family plays some sort of musical instrument (mostly guitar and piano, and I play piano and saxophone although I lost my love for the horn because of my band teacher with horns, and I have a beautiful guitar that I never get a chance to learn on). If Nick Valensi would give me guitar lessons, I'd be the happiest person alive. If Nick Valensi SMILED at me, I'd be the happiest person alive!! ... gettin' dizzy just thinking about it... I'm going to go define the rest of the Awesome Amazing Strokes, now... still dizzy... I still need to learn how to play guitar, Nick...

Nick Valensi plays the guitar like nobody else plays it. I used to know the name of his guitar. I forgot it. Begins with an E, I believe. Not the NAME, the brand of guitar SHUT UP I KNOW I NEED HELP.

Nick Valensi by The Other Unknown Libertine, Stroke, and Hive (yeess, I can multi-task!!) February 11, 2005

Nick Valentine 

He's very fucking gay or something, absolute sweetheart.
Y'all better get this through, I've tried 2 times. I just need to let these people know the truth you useless paperclips.

"Buckle up, Buster. I'ma spill the fucking tea. He's gay, okay? Nick Valentine is gay."

Nick Valentine by I Am A Raging Homosexual July 4, 2019