mermaid stuff 

Sexual acts that do not include vaginal intercourse. Mermaids can not have vaginal intercourse, due have a fish tail below their hips.

"Im saving myself for marriage, cause I'm a good Christian, but we can do some mermaid stuff!"

mermaid stuff by Viksin April 25, 2016

Mermaid Squid 

A female who's labia are so long, they can be used to propel her through water along with the sucking in of water through the vagina and squeezing it back out for added propulsive force.

The majestic mermaid squid can be seen speeding backwards through waterways all over the world.

Mermaid Squid by HE77HOUND September 12, 2019

Mermaid Syndrome 

A type of syndrome that requires one to always be in the vicinity of easily accessible drinking water.

Someone who drinks a lot of water.

‘Oh she’s totally suffering from mermaid syndrome.’ ‘Damn she obsessed with hydration, gotta have mermaid syndrome.’

Mermaid Syndrome by Genzwhsiper789 April 21, 2021

mermaid sex 

when a mommy mermaid and a daddy mermaid rub there tails against eachother while screaming i'm cumming for you boi and im cumming hard

wierd pervert guy: hey dude did you see that new mermaid sex video
normal guy: wtf like what the actual fuck your a fucking animal pervert you horny hyena

mermaid sex by urfathersbuttplug December 8, 2021

Mermaid Spit 

The name for bong water when you accidentally ingest it.

Tommy just got mermaid spit from his bong.

Mermaid Spit by TIPSDIAMREM February 13, 2025

space mermaid

a really hot eccentric girl, who always appears to be "spaced out"

"That artist Ragzy is such a space mermaid bro."

space mermaid by Lego Wonderful May 9, 2023

sparkling mermaid 

When a guy dumps his load on a girls face, then slaps her with a fish

My face hurt after he gave me a sparkling mermaid.

sparkling mermaid by Mike February 3, 2005